Maybe It’s Just Me

youraveragewhinyteenager:

So am I the only person who can’t comprehend that pretty people poop? I just can’t wrap my mind around the fact that these beautiful, amazing people do this common, disgusting thing like pooping. I can’t even imagine them walking into a bathroom to powder their nose! Like Ellen Page; she’s human, she’s funny, she’s really hot. HOW THE FUCK COULD ELLEN PAGE POOP???? This breaks all laws of science! I refuse to believe such a thing! I refuse!!!

actually dying